Together, twenty and I keep the kingdom in our midst at bay — trade IDs, sponsor carnivals for the lapsed sons of the neighborhood, make vicious feints now and again at sealing the deal. This is the deal: we are going to date. Not nubiles; each other. He will bolster my credibility with the Epicureans who challenge gravity on the college lawn. I will park him beside village cranks in the Queen City and teach him to separate agony from disbelief. In the evening we will coordinate a six-act with the Worst Night of My Life. A certified PBT operator will deliver the epigram and keep the after-party beverages from the littlest. I will not say I could do better; he will not say I could have done worse. Opening night we will compose ourselves behind the curtain. This isn't everything. This is one thing we do. One night only and then we dim the lights forever. Rumors will circulate of a split, a bad fall. Your hands have touched the hands of a murderer, he'll say as the audience departs. Shake my hand or die, I'll respond. Thirteen minutes later, he is devoured.